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Friday, April 29, 2011

mintak maap na!!

blog ak yg sblom ni....

rpanya mndpt perhatian hgt kwn2 skola....

ok ta pa la...
tp depa suma ta suka..
oppppsssssssss,,,,


bkn suma tapi setngah ja....
ok la tu....

ok r..
ak mintak maap kat depa suma ikhlaih....
tp walo camna pon..tu suma apa yg dok ada kt pala otak ak.....


ak rasa ak da pnah ckap da bnda ni suma kt dpn depa suma........

so ak just repeat balik~ daaa~

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Civil Engineering Students Of SMTeknikTaiping~

 


tok blog kali ni..tade pape pon na cite..

just na tulis pasai bdk klas...


start from our class monitor....



Muaz-    Dia ni ak ta bapa na paham sgt la...dia ni kadang2 ok n sweet..kadang2 mnyakitkan ati...

                          so ak try to not make him sakit ati.....coz..kalo dia mara...ak agk takot ckit.....


kalo assistant class monitor tu..tayah cita kot..coz ak la orgnya...k..ampa knai ak..so tayah la ak cita pasai diri ak sndiri....................


Alia-    Dia ni BFF ak....cute orgnya....tp kalo bab mrapu...n bab na mngutok org..haaa~ tu keja ak ngan dia 
             lah tu..n she is the QUEEN OF BURPING~  N disbabkn dia..klas pka da dpt 1 disease..BURPING 
             DISEASE...!!!


Aqilah- Our bendahari..tp malas na kutip duit..haishhh....!! but she's the genius of PKA....
              top student kt smtt....hope she will keep that status..eventhough genius...tp otak dia gila2..
              cuma ta kotoq cam ak jala...= __ ='


Syahira-
dia ni agk petah..but sometimes..the word that come of...was hot and hurting....sorry to
               say..but that is fact..'rasa-rasa'..hahah


Minah-  haa~ ni third genius of our class...bdn kecik kalo ak tolak pki jari pon boleh jato
              rsanya.... dia ni mlot agak lancang n laju..kdg2 tu rasa mcm na jhit mulot dia pki tali pncing....
              opsss!! cmna monolog ak leyh kuaq ni...adoiii....(arap mina ta baca blog ak~)


Didi-    Haa~ bdk ni comei..kering..n tinggi....mint jepun....n pndi mlukis...but......... dia ni agk
             _________________ skit la...



 Nur-   bdk ni comei...kalo org tgok nmpk ayu ja...tp beware of her.... dia ade taekwando tali itam ..
            seni silat gayong...~jaga2~


Intan-  bdk ni baik ja...solat ta tinggai..sopan..ta kuajaq ngan org tua...pemenang syarahan..tmpt per1
           ckop la sbg calon mnantu... p/s:jgn mncarot dpn dia~ bahaya~


Nazera- bdk baru from Grik...okay la...bdk ni..ta kerek sgt...salah sorg adk bradik ak (dr segi
              tinggi)....sorg lg Teah..



Wani-  ni bdk pling alim...ta pnah tinggai solat..tp dia ni payah na terima advice org.....otak gila2 n
            kuning~ (".')



Zaharul- bdn dia besaq..tinggi...tp bak kta ckgu math n +math ak.."bdn saja bsaq..otak kecik"
               cian dia....pastu bdk2 laki ska buli dia...cian...bdn besaq tp tamau lawan..pa da...



Zul-  bdk bru dr penang.....otak mmg b*ng**** la...tp pndi math , +math , n PKA....kuat mrapu...
          n jd perhatian ckgu2....



Anis- dia ni besa besa ja..jarang na mara org...dia jarang bcakap ngan org laen kcuali geng2 rapat
          dia ja la,...



Dira- diam ja dlm kelas...tp kt ostel agk pnyangak..n bla ampa kwn ngan dia ampa akn rasa mcm ni
          "best gak sembang ngan dia ni"....


Teah-
kembaq ak dlm kelas(dr segi kemontelan n tinggi)...dia ni otak jiwang...and cpt mint someone.
           cpt touching....p/s:jgn ckp lepaih sgt ngan dia..mnangis nti ampa pujok naa~


Hakim-
second genius of the class....pendiam ja...tp mulot agak pedas kalo dia perli ampa.....
              ak da warning..t jgn mnangis mngadu kt ak plak eh...


Danial-  mystery man of the class....dia telebih pndiam.....tp ak rasa otak dia gila2 gak...

Izati-  dia ni ta ramai org ska dia..coz org kata dia agak g***k..tp ak rasa ok ja..just sometimes
           ak rasa cam na cekik ja dia..DAMN!!..monolog ak tekuaq lagi...

 Eton-  uihh! hat ni payah ckit na describe..cos kalo ak dscribe... mau 3 page dok crita pasai dia...
            ok la..just short of her..dia ni ska wat praturan sndri...kadang2 mnyakitkn ati..bnyk bcakap..mulot 
            mcm spekaer kuatnya...tp wlo camna pon..dia la yg slalu dok bg kmi feel good~..

Syida-  kreatif master of the clas..meja dia pnoh ngan contengan...besa besa ja...1st speaker of debate team..

Lala-  ni lagi sorg...otak mmg btoi2 gila...ampa akn ska kwn nan dia....p/s:try cucuk dia..hahah :D

Lyna- tinggi! gayat ak tgok dia...agak gila n ska wat pangai gila..bff with Lala p/s:dont ever call her 
           "lonjong"..

Ira-  everybody's 'bestfriend'..bab makeup serah kt dia..pengawas skola..

Syamil Ismail-  dok diam ja...tp kalo teachr soh dia baca or bg pendpt..fuhh! mcm YB bg ucapan..ngan 
                           ekspresi mka..Pengerusi PRS..

Zahin- abg ak(dr segi nma bpk)..otak gila...kadang2 myampah kn suma org..tp dia comei n 
            lawak..ahaha~Zahin wat lawak.hahah..mat klate..

Shafiq- pengawas...sorg yg pngemas like neat n tidy...cool ja orgnya... 

Meon-  in love with Alia....tinggi bkn main..cikgu +math n math ckp idong dia mcm idong 
             yahudi..hahahha!:D sumpah lawak..

Syamil Suhaimi-
  teacher ckp.."syamil stop being the clown of the class".ska wat             
                              lawak..but 
                              sometimes..lawak dia tu myakitkan ati...how ever..ak rsa kalo dia tada..kelas tu mesti 
                              boring..dia agak jambu..n ramai org mint dia.....



pasai ak tu..ampa boh sndri la...ak malaih la na tlis pape tok ak..tlongla yee..komen pasal ak.....

Friday, April 15, 2011

HISTERIA 1

HISTERIA....

Pengalaman ak mensetelkan masalah histeria ni...

huihh sejak ak dok asrama la bru ak ada chance na dpt pngalaman histeria nih...tp bkn ak la yg kne..baru2 ni pon ada gak jadi bnda cm nih....ak jd tukang pgang org ja...



"Alin, camna bnda ni start?"

ohohohohoho~~good question my dear~~~

mcmna depa leyh kena...
first skali time tu kitorg tgh baca Yaasiin..
ttiba kwn ak lalu kt tepi tingkap then "PANG!"
cermin jatuh da~
kami hat dok baca Yaasiin pon mau nya ta tkejut...

ak yg ngah dok khusyuk baca pon teperanjat...

pastu kwn ak pon g kt pintu..dia ludah..ak pon dok pikiq gak..'pasai pa bdk ni??buang tebiat ka?'
pastu ak tgok mulut dia tekumat kamit..time tu mana hat boleh nmpak 'bnda' tu da mula m'gigil....kami bdk2 f.5 pon mau nya ta m'gigil...kami da bole agak da..tp kami cuba tabahkn ati...wat2 tataw ja...
dalam kami dok baca Yaasiin tu..tetiba ja sorg lg kwn ak mnangis...kuat gak la..memecah suara org dok baca Yaasiin...dlm pada tu, beberapa org BADAR(Badan Dakwah Rohaniah) asrama dok soh bdk2 lain keep fokus baca Yaasiin..n baca kuat ckit...tp besa la...bdk2..degil...

ngah dok baca doa lepaih Yaasiin..bdk hat dok nangis td tu mkin kuat nangis..kali ni dia nangis laen ckit...pastu mula la..pakat suma na nangis..ak ni plak sbg PA (pengawas asrama) merangkap PRS (pembimbing rakan sebaya) soh la depa jgn nangis..ak ppon mla la hujah ak sebab pa depa ta leyh nangis..tp besala..fitrah manusia..degil..ketegaq...depa nangis jgk....aduihh...ta leyh wat pa...

dah tu azan Maghrib pon bekumandang~




Allahu Akhbar Allahu Akhbar!

suma snyap...
kami pon smayang sunat n smayang Maghrib berjemaah...

lps tu..dalam dok baca wirid tu..tetiba ada yg mnjerit....

"Aaaahhhhhhhh!"

suma pndng ke arah suara tu...
pastu sorg ahli BADAR ni ttiba ja mnjerit

"ampa dok pusing2 blakang wat pa??pandang  dpn la..baca wirid!" sambil menangis..

ak pon tension tgok dia lagu tu..pasai depa tana pndng dpn ja..dia na nangis watpa..haihhh..pelik2...
tapa la..dia 'ter'emosional ckit..ak phm...

pastu mkin ramai la plak yg dok mnangis akibt ketakutan....

pastu KA (ketua asrama) amik mike n cakap..

"perhatian kpd suma pelajar aspuri yg tidak berkenaan anda diminta pergi ke prep skarang jga..hanya mangsa, BADAR, n PA shja yg berada di surau...
sekali lagi..cm besa...bdk2 ketegaq..yg bkn mngsa BADAR N PA pon dok ada kt ctu gak...biaq la...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

amboih..jeritan disahut mnyahut nmpak....

ak igt pasai pa depa mnjerit..rpanya Ketua BADAR dok baca pebenda ntah....

pastu ak kuaq sat tok amik air smayang...bila ak masok ak tgok da la sorg mangsa ni dok mniarap tp punggung dinaikk kan..(bygkn sndri naaa)..pastu tgn dia mcm tgn harimau...depa kata bdk tu saka rimau...tataw la haih..........

kata depa lagi..tu la ktua dia~

kami pon ngan mka slamba..

"oooooooooooooo"

kmudian..kmi mndpt arahan drpd Ketua BADAR Aspura tok m'bawak suma hat depa mna yg m'jd mangsa ke surau Aspura...spanjang do bwk depa tu...mnjerit ja keja depa..rimas ak.....

"Bodoh oii! ang bwk ak mai sini wat pa oii!ak na balik la bengong!"

ambuih~~nsib baek dia ni kna histeria..kalo ta mau ja ak pnampaq mka dia tu.....tgn ak da ckop ketaq da na bg....tp ak pikiq sbb dia ta sedaq ja pa yg dia da ckp....

kmudian dtg la ramai2 ustaz...depa pon mla la m'baca surah2 yg patot..

pa lg..mkin sakan la depa mnjerit...

hta bdk yg depa kata ketua histeria tu..smbil mnjerit smbil dok tampaq kepala....ak pon mla la otak gila ak......ak ckp kt kwn ak..

"weh ang cuba tgok..da mcm org mati anak...
"mana anak ak?!mna anak ak?!".."

hahahahhahaha! org tgah dok jerit2 tu kmi bole gelak..

pastu tiba2 ja bdk sorg ni yg kna tu bangon n then lari ke arah pintu.....yg jaga pintu tu plak bdk laki....uihh ska la depa bla kna 'rempoh'ngan bdk pompuan..hehe...tp kmi hat mna bdk pompuan ni dok pgang la bdk tu drpd keluar...pastu bdk tu dia g tarik tudung dia pastu dok wat iklan syampoo sunsilk lak....yg bdk laki hat dok jaga pintu tu suma pakat tunduk bwh....ak nmpak la grak mulut sorg bdk laki tu dok baca..

"astaghfirullahhalazim"


p/s: akan datang.....HISTERIA 2

Saturday, March 19, 2011

WeirD but HAppy DREAM!!!

it happened on 19th March 2011...

I was sitting on my bed while hearing the song of 4 minute-invitation.. suddenly my mom called me...but i refuse to go out...

"But Alin.. your friends are outside.." my mom said.
"You have to meet this kind of friends..." she added...

I walked out my room and straight to the main door...then I saw a car parked in front of my house...
It’s not my dad's car.. Then whose is it?

I wear my tudung and reached the car... suddenly the door opened.. and 5 men step out from the car... I am so shocked.

"it's Jaejoong(JYJ),
 G.O(MBLAQ),
 Si WOn(SJ),
 Dong woon(B2ST), and
 Taemin(SHINee) !!!!"
“I feel like in heaven at that time....and almost fainted out...

"Is it really you??" I asked.

"Yes we are.." Si Won answered...

"Can we communicate in English? coz I don’t know Hangul" I said.

"Of course.. anything for u my dear..."G.O said

I'm blushed.....

"Then let me introduce myself.. Annyeonghasaeyo.choneun Alin imnida..."

"Annyeong Alin" all of them greet...

I invite them to my house.. then I make Lipton tea for them...then I joined them at the dining room... I asked them.. what makes them to come to my house?

They answered.. because I am one of their biggest fan.. so they have to make  me happy.. Then I asked.. how come they can know my address...they said they found it on my facebook account..

Suddenly my mom come towards us and said..

"I am sorry gentlemen...but she had to go back to her boarding school and she need to be packed....  I am afraid that she will be late to go to her school..."

"Aww mom..." I yawning...

"Madam....why don’t we send her to her school.. it as our appreciation for her support for us.. can we...?she can show the way to her school...isn't it Alin?"

"yes yes yes...please mom" I begged..

"permission granted..." my mom reply with a big smile on her face....

after done packing.. I straight to their luminous...
what a lucky girl I am...to be in their arms.. ngeee~

 suddenly I feel a bucket of water being poured on my faced....when I opened my eyes.. I saw my mom  with her angry face stared at me like I am her prisoner....she said...

"If I didn't do this.. you will never wake up until the end of the world..."


then I realized that I was dreaming....

O Allah...please I want to continue on my dream.. but if can.. make it a reality too...

p/s: I am weak in English.. so please don’t laugh for my broken English...

Friday, March 18, 2011

Aku Di NGORAT????


Bdk cam ak ni da ka org ska..kalo ada pon yg na main2 je ye dak...huuu~

kalo ak tulis bnda ni for sure la ada..kan3...
n kalo ak tulis blog tu maknanya ada la bnda yg da tejadi..

mcm arini..al di"ngorat " oleh bebdk laki...

"sapa?"

mana la ak na knai...

"ce cite ce cite"

cmni..arini ak g psr mlm ngan kwn lama ak..Wani nama diberi.....saja la ak na kua ngan dia...
lgpon sejak dok asrama ak da jarang kua umah.....so ak pon g la ngan dia....

kitorg g la sana sini...bli itu bli ini......da tada bnda na dbbli kami pon blik uma..tp ak
soh Wani bwk moto pelan2 ckit coz na amik angin....sampainya kitorg kt satu uma ni...
uma tu mmg bnyk sgt bdk laki dok mlepak.....yg Wani ponn satu kt situ pon dia na bwk slow lg ka....

Wani tu bdnnya agk gempal...lebih ckit dr ak....then bila lalu citu....

"Hai org blakang~"

time tu Wani bwk moto n ak bonceng ja.....so ak la org blakang tu.....

ak pon balas...

"Hai org depan"

dgn mereferkan kepada Wani....saja..tana bg dia trasa ati....

sblom ni pon pna ada...time tu ak g TS(Taiping Sentre) ngan kwn ak...dia kta na blanja ak tgok wayang..
ak pon on ja....da abih tgok wayang..prot pon berbunyi la lagu MBLAQ - Oh Yeah....

so dia m'offerkn diri tok m'blanja ak skali lg....kitorg pon singgah d Jom Bali.....

kmi pon mkn la..ak order Char Koay Teow...dia order Nasi Goreng Belacan...
tp ak ckop hot..coz lain yg  ak minta lain yg ak dpt.....ak mintak Char Koay Teow...
dia bg Koay Teow Goreng...grrrrr...grm ak.....tapa la..ak mkn ja..lgpon org blanja....jgn bnyk ragam...

pastu time na byr tu..kitorg kna pegi kt kaunter byr sndri..ak pon ikot la kwn ak tu g byr...
kt ctu ada 2 kashier....ktorg g la kt kashier 1....yg kashier 2 time tu ngah sembang ngan kashier 1...pastu ak dok la blakang wani..then....

"Eh cntik  la yg blakang tu~"

da dgr dia ckp lagu tu...ak mkin mnyorokkn dri di blakang kwn ku itu.....mlaih na lyn~


to my "Abg Aiman"..hope u dont mine...ngeee~

p/s: carilah temanmu seelok eloknya.....krn itulah yg mnjd teman hidupmuu slamanya~

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Aku SeorANg PembULi??!!!!

kalo ak kata org yg sekecik n segempal n secomei ak ni ska buli org..

agak2 ampa caya dak??



hehehehe..mmg ak ska buli org....



"membohong!"


dak aihh..mana da ak bohong....ak ckp yg sebenaqnya ja...


mmg ak ska buli org....tp tu time ak bdk2 lg...ta matang..blom cukop umoq....


heheheh...sbenaqnya ak pon ta igt yg ak ni ska buli org time kecik2...

kwn ak la ni..smalam depa mai uma ak..time tu ak nga wat homework physics...tapa la ak ta kesa..lgpon ak da lama ta jmpa depa....

adk ak plak cam besa la..kalo ada org dtg uma ak mesti dia pon na mnyibok gak....nak dijadikan cita..adk ak bwk kuaq beskat dia yg kecik tu pastu tunggang la kesana sini..pastu mai plak kwn dia hat tataw malu tu mintak na naik beskat dia..adk ak dgn rela n baik atinya memberikan beskat dia utk dipinjam oleh si kawan yg tataw malu tuu.....huh....ak ngan kwn2 ak pon tgok la..ak smbil tgok smbil panaih ati tgok adk ak lagu tuu...baik sgt...

ak pon gtaw la kt kwn ak..yg mak ak kta

"antara ampa suma adk bradik ni suma nya pakat kna buli..kcuali Alin(ak) ngan Awie(abg)...tp awie tu tapa la lg..yg Alinn ni plak dia yg buli org..."

pastu kwn ak dr kecik  pon ckp...

"memang r..Alin ni memang ska buli ak time kecik2...kalo dipikirkn balik la skunk ni..huiiihh panas ati oooo...rsa cm na balas balik pon ada..."

kwn ak pon tnya.."pa yg dia buli ang yg pling kejam skali"

kwn ak pon m'balas..."ntah r..bia r kt dia..perkara da lps.....bia jela...tapa Alin ak maapkan ang~"

nta la..sebenaqnya ak ta sedaq pon yg ak ni dok buli org..ak rasa cm bnda tu besa ja....n kadang2 tu depa pon ta prasan yg ak ni dok buli depa...ak buli scara diam2..hehehe....

sblom ni time kak ak skola rendah..dia asyik kna buli...ak tgok di da mcm org bodo da..dok jd pak turut depa satu geng pembuli kak ak..ak pon ta snggop tgok kak ak lagu tu..so dgn tabah ati  ak mngambil langkah tok knakan depa hat dok buli kak ak tu..kt skola..ak dok ejek depa smpi satu aritu kwn tu mara ak sbb panaih ati ngan ak..heh..bru ampa taw..rasakan..!

ak rasa ak ta pna buli trok2..paling trok pon ak soh depa blanja ta pon depa kna ikot ak..tu ja....

tp yg ak plik tu..org laen ta leh na buli ak..

contohnya: time kt hostel ada la kwn ak ni..dia na g outing..n dia for sure ny takan sempat na basuh baju dia lpaih ni...ak ni plak mmg ta ska outing..so dia soh ak basuh baju dia....plus mesin basoh lak dok dlm keadaan ta ramai 'client'..

"Alin, tolong basuh baju ak jap.lps ni ak gerenti ta sempat na bsoh nya.pleaseee~"

ak pon "bole...tapi ang kna byq la....ak ta leyh na wat freee...memandangkn hal ni memerlukan tenaga n masa..n ianya da m'bazir masa tidoq ak..so ang kna byq la..bleyh?????"

"er...er...o..ok" dgn nada lemah.."bapa ang na?"

"ta bnyk..20 sen 1 baju"

hehehe...
kejam ka???
slain tu ada gak..
"Alin tolong basuh baju ak ek..."

"bole..tp satg ang bli la papa kt ak time ang outing..k..."

the truth is..ak mlawak ja time tu..tp tup tup ak bgon tidoq ja ada coklat kt bwh katil ak..siap tulis lg..
[gambaq ni ak main tibai ja kat photobucket...jgn amik lak~]
'Alin, thanks...'

huh...

in fact..skang ni pon ak nga bkak servis p'khidmatan kt hostel..to whom yg na basuh baju...leyh la dtg kt ak soh ak basoh..tp kna byq RM 1 tok satu baldi plus 30 sen tok sidai...ok...

kalo na jhit lak..1 barang yg na jhit 50 sen..
silalah ramai2..~ ^.^

p/s:kpd mreka yg rasa cam ak ni da buli ampa..ak mintak maap sgt..sbnqnya ak ta sdar pon yg ak da buli ampa..lpaih ni jgn la plak mintak ganti rugi na..

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

kLUANg Girl !!!!

ampa pena tgok cita KLUANG MAN..al cita yg slalu kita tgok time kecik2 dolu....




napa ak na cita paasai KLUANG MAN..

dak aiihh..ak bkn na cita pasl KLUANG MAN nih..ak na cita pasal KLUANG GIRL lak...

"mana ada Kluang Girl..mrepek la bdk nih"

ampa ta caya??
nii ak na habaq mai..mmg ada..kt mana??
kt hostel SMTT....na tgok mai la hostel kmi tpt jam 4.60 pg...
tp lps tuu ampa pakat kna perambat ngan pak guard...hehehe...

[lyrics kluang man]
[dia
bagai seorang pahlawan
menjadi pembela
pada yg tiada upaya
dengan ketangkasan
langkah pergerakannya
menewaskan musuh
yang membuat angkara
dialah satria
biar pun dimana jua
dia datang dikala malam tiba
melakukan tugas mulia
didesa juga dikota
dia akan memberikan bantunya
demi hidup aman sejahtera
keluang man3x
<padin>]





cmna leh tejdnya Kluang Girl ini...

hmmm..cita dia cmni...mlm tu ada kes histeria kt hostel....
suma org dlm ktakutan..tp mai plak sorg bdk ni dia lompat dr aras dua ke aras 1....
ak igt dia tiba2 terkena histeria..rupanya dak...

nak taw dak pasai pa bdk tu lompat...
dia lompat pasai dia pnya enset da kne rampas ngan pihak berkuasa...

tataw la maybe dia da gian gila na pgang enset..dia terjun just tok call balak dia
gna public phone..gelong nya bdk..

public phone tu ta kemana la samdol....kalo ang tterjun ta sempat na landing bebetol
kaloa ng mati camne??ak gak na kne jwb..bolo nya org.....



tu ja cita si bdk kluang girl ni...cmna ak dpt nama tu..yala..cuma kluang girl j yg mlompat
cat girl ngan elastic girl ta mlompat~~`

kuikuikui.......


p/s:jgn la wat perbuatan terkutuk yg bakal mmalukn nama kluarga...igt la org yg tersyg~